“50 cent you a b***h n***a when you seen me at the vma 09 it was all fun and games. N*gga when i left out that b***h i heard you was talkin sour n*gga yo career is ova n*gga i heard ya lil b****h a$ diss record that s**twas wack. All i gotta say is you done f**k up n*gga you wanted beef b***h a$ n*gga you done found it sucker ass n*gga you think yo song was something n*gga. Imma have yo hoe ass cryin…Ya im done talkin yall look out for my diss single coming soon im out this b***h grand hustle all day for you weak ass n***as.”
I mean…really Chance??? You are asking for something you definitely can’t finish…That’s what 50 does all day..He looks for weak rappers to battle and end their careers…Not like yours is taking off, but this is not good for staring one…Stick to VH1…
Now I don’t recommend you use a microscope to read the names of these racist fags and tweet them back, but go ahead and read…The last time I read such foolish nonsense was during Obama’s inauguration…This is sad, but at the same time Kanye’s meltdown was wrong and absurd…Taylor Swift is a young girl…let her have her moment…
This episode was disappointing…not as far as the entertaining part goes, but when you know women aspire to be video hoes vs. models…we have a problem…Gloria Velez guest appeared on today’s episode to teach the girls the ins and out of dancing scantily dressed in a music video. She kept saying “sexy, not raunchy”…The only time I watch a video and it can be interpreted as sexy is if the lead girl has on all of her clothing and is acting out the words to a song…Like Ne-Yo or some other R&B artist with a message…Not a song about shakin’ money makers, or dropping it like it’s hot…So there are three scenes for the viral video…One by the pool (Classic), one by the bar (timeless) and one in front of motorcycle (typically materialistic)…Of course the big butt girl was by the pool…Apples was one of her team members…She was the one and only girl who didn’t feel comfortable being and object of sexual attraction…They all danced raunchy…Girls were walking and dancing on bars, shaking butts on bikes, grinding, pouring champagne on each other…If that wasn’t a B.E.T Uncut video, then I don’t know what it was…Anyways…The bitches…I mean, the women who were dancing in front of the house on a bike won….Gloria was proud that the girls learned all of the important techniques for being a vixen, and so was I…lol…They won a date with the cool kids and went to a race track…I’m not sure who this slut is, but she decided she wasn’t getting enough attention from Chance…I know what she can do to snag that man…Why not sit in a chair with a short ass dress on, and put one leg up in the air to show off your vagina??? I mean, he has to see what you are working with before he gets your last name, right???? These chicks are sad…so during the date, Blonde Baller chops it up with one of her homeboys on the phone…Big booty Junk decided to start some bullshit in the house telling everyone that she has a man…after the ladies get back from the date…she tells them!!! P.S doesn’t like Baller for some unknown reason and decided to put it out there the next day while they were at the pool chillin’…Inside chance talks to Baller whom ran away to hide and cry…everything is good for now…The guys want the girls to cook for the bar-b-que so they go inside…Aloha spots a pack of raw Salmon and decides to take a few bites…Bitches act like they never ate sushi, so of course the go crazy…Real comes in looking for his fish and the girls ratted Aloha out, Real tells her she isn’t domesticated and she goes crazy, crying and screaming…so needless to say who is going home…Her crazy ass…Apples was supposed to, but she beat her to the punch…
Sometimes VH1 can be really corny!!! I was highly disappointed when New York had to go to work, and Megan wanting a millionaire…simply because the episodes of that New York show seemed fake and very annoying…I don’t think it is humanly possible for people to be that obnoxious and on the Megan wants…show…there is one black guy on there…no problem in that, but he is a stripper and some people that know him say he is far from a millionaire…plus I saw the punisher dance back in the day and was a little distracted by that giant birth mark…amongst other semi giant things…it seems like all the Tri Stated area dancers are trying to be famous by any means…I won’t talk about Randy Ritchwood (I love New York 2) and Neicy Nash(Reno 911 and that home improvement show)…That’s my best friend’s uncle, so no can do with the dirt, bu I’ve noticed others on Dave Chappelle skits and music videos…Strip, entertain us, STOP…especially if you are in your 30’s and get a career…don’t try to be a star if you have no star qualities…Okay, now down to the real deal…This Real and Chance show…you know I love to watch and be entertained by women degrading themselves for fame…(Can’t preach to chicks anymore…so the jokes are on you!) Anyways, the girls look a little better than the first season, minus one or two…Of course they had to have a crazy chick up there…I think her name was Ribbon…she was making the most ridiculous face ever and even shown her crotch at one point…there was some chick with orange skin that they named “Show me”…That little white girl whooped some chicks ass…it looked a little weak how she swung on her, but the girl did have a small hole in her head and some blood dripping down when she was done…they both were eliminated…the girl with that tats all over and Ribbon were let go as well…so who stayed…That ugly chick with Buffie’s booty, some spanish girls, Hot Wings ( the girl who reminds me of Rabbit, but works at Hooters and has a horrible head of Yak) She is the prettiest of them all though, and that retarded blonde chick stayed…Wiggly…she was a nervous something…lol…I can’t think of all the names right now, but once I get more into the show, I’m sure the worst will stick out first…The second episode the girls had to sell themselves…Of course the girl “Junk” had to turn around and do some jumping up and down (Cheerleading) while showing off her posterior ( Her best and only good asset)…Of course as men, they loved it and all of the other women who decided that the only way to a man’s heart is making the body weak to flesh first…They had a fake prom…blah, blah, blah..nothing exciting!!! There is a dope white chick with a mohawk…P.S…that’s her name…I can see her making it far along with Buffie, Aloha and that Spanidh chick with the knockers…I hope the second episode is better…I need the drama, the name calling, weave pulling smuttiness to keep my attention and yours…so I’m signing off…enjoy the pics of these chicks!!!!
TINA GOT HER ASS BEAT…
By this ghetto chick…lmao…
Isis pictured with Dariel…The fabo stylist and cast member of the “Frankie and Neffe” show…
Yeah I have a TMZ shot…so what…who doesn’t…anyways..her lawyers go on to tell TMZ some serious bull-ish…
