So twitter is the newest, most annoying instant messenger to date…but I still use it, so let me shut up…anyways, seems that Asher Roth decided he wanted to be funny and say he was chillin’ with some nappy headed hoes…That shit isn’t funny…My sister in law was one of those “Nappy Headed Hoes” Don Imus spoke of on the Rutger’s B-Ball team…And she is far from nappy…Stay in your place Roth…Joke or not, that shit don’t fly here dude!!! I don’t care how many rap songs you make…
Archive for April, 2009
Asher Roth Imus…
April 24, 2009
The Fortune Cookie Says…
April 22, 2009If you keep on being sneaky…Someone will sneak up on you and beat that ass!!!!
And I’m not sure when people mistook babies for burritos…
For the Love of Ray j finale…
April 21, 2009
Danger smashed the homies and acted like a psycho…these are all of the things that send a red flag to any normal man…So why did it take Ray j so long to figure out this chick was a problem…Probably the same thing I suffer from…Bad judgement…Anyways, he sent her ass home and she was a big disappointment to me, especially the way she left…”Cut the cord…I’m free”…”Me and Ray J will see each other again”…Is this some fatal attraction??? Danger, you fucked up with that “Being different” shit…I’m different, but I don’t have niggas running for the hills…So whack ass Unique and Cocktail are left…Remember the last episode when Ray J said that he wanted to meet the parents and then Danger freaked out…then went to the psych ward…I mean, the emergency room??? Well, it’s still on…First stop…Cleveland…On the jet Unique confessed that she loved Ray J and asked him to bring Willie to her house instead of Ray J…He was nervous…some semi lesbian stud was the first to greet him in what appeared to be a Blac Label outfit, which was baggy as shit with mascara and lip gloss, some other young mixed chick, a black momma and a white daddy…So Unique is mixed…here all along I just thought she was a new breed of Thunder Cat…anyways, the family was a little laid back and fun, I guess…Ray J was still nervous…Why did the mother ask if he was going to hit it and quit it????? She was chubby in the face and corny…There’s no denying that was Unique’s mother…Now he flies to Cali to meet Cocktail’s mexicaan fam…Mother: Me espeaka no ingles, the father and brother were cool…they all took s hots of tequila and talked…So they fly to Vegas now and Ray J has a night planned with Unique first…she put on her worst Fashion Bug outfit and finally slicked back that Tigress hair do…they laughed, kissed and talked and then called it a night….Then she comes in the room boasting…Shut up bitch…Cocktail is next…same thing, but this time when they get back to the room, there are lingerie pieces spread out on the bed and he wanted her to try them on while entertaining him on the pole…located conveniently in the shower…Why didn’t unique have any outfits to try on??? Maybe because of her oblong shape…Anyways, the finale is on the roof of the Ghost Bar…Yeah, Ray shut it down!!! LMAO…The girls went shopping for dresses and came back with expensive Forever 21 pieces…I don’t know…I’m still warming up to that store…Anyways, Unique straightened her hair…ROTFL…okay…Blah, blah, blah…Cocktail is the winner…I mean, if he picked Unique then 1: He would mess up the Kim Kardashian status he had with the fellas, because she is quite hard to come by…
2: Lil Kim would fuck him up because she likes labels and Unique wore none!!!
3: Three…Whitney would beat that ass because Crack is cheap and crack is whack…Unique is more like crack and Cocktail is like cocaine…You would want to use the more expensive party drug that makes you look like a star…Crack would be a bad addiction…Not good for your complexion
and finally…
4: If Ray picked Unique, he would go back to being Brandy’s brother, a cute but whack as shit ass nigga who has only one wish to be Usher….
Tranny says she gave it to Chingy right thurrr…Lol…Let’s see what this is about, shall we???
April 20, 2009So, I’m listening to the radio this morning and I hear someone mention the name “Chingy”…I pay it no mind as always until he says a Trans Gender male…(Man made into a girl) says that she has had some sexual relationship with the “artist”…so, of course, he has a You Tube video denying that, like anyone else in the world would, and then there is another video of the recorded radio show…The lady in question is Foxx Jazell…This is sooo funny…
Now check these videos out…
Now here is Chingy…
I guess the Kamber is still on…Now the “Louis Vuitton Don” got his boo on that tip too….New LV ad campaign featuring the duo…
April 17, 2009Fuck what ya’ll say, you know I love some Kanye West and his boo Amber Rose!!!! She is featured with the Don in a new Louis Vuitton Ad Campaign…So with that being said…enjoy the free back shot!!! Loves it!!!!
Before you try to impress Mr. Carter…Come with that Roc-a-fella $$$$
April 17, 2009
The manager of Club M2 in Chelsea is a lil upset about a $1,500 tab allegedly ran up by Jay-Z and couple music executives that has been unpaid for some weeks now. The manager told sources that music executives Michael Kyser of Atlantic Records and Shawn Costner of Universal were trying to impress Jay-Z by taking him out, but after ordering that top shelf shit… including bottles of Patron Platinum and champagne, neither one wanted to take care of the check. SMH…Jay-Z left $500 and went outside, while the two gentlemen argued over who would take care of the tab.
In the end the manager says Costner gave up his credit card, but it came back declined, in which Kyser paid with his credit card, and ducked out without signing the receipt… Now isn’t that a little too sad for some execs??? The manager claims to have contacted Kyser’s office and was told they would send someone down to sign the receipt, but no one ever showed, and now he has heard from American Express that Kyser is disputing the charge, claming he doesn’t remember being at the club.
The manager is appalled, since they have Kyser’s credit card and pictures of him with Jay-Z from that night. He has went public with his story, first to Page Six and is threatening to file charges. Just goes to show, you can’t fuck with the Roc if you ain’t a Rockafeller!!!!!
Kanye West Gay Fish SP Comedy Parody of Heartless
April 11, 2009I don’t know what to think, I’m glad Kanye responded to this in a mature manner though…here’s his response:
“SOUTH PARK MURDERED ME LAST NIGHT AND IT’S PRETTY FUNNY. IT HURTS MY FEELINGS BUT WHAT CAN YOU EXPECT FROM SOUTH PARK! I ACTUALLY HAVE BEEN WORKING ON MY EGO THOUGH. HAVING THE CRAZY EGO IS PLAYED OUT AT THIS POINT IN MY LIFE AND CAREER.
I USE TO USE IT TO BUILD UP MY ESTEEM WHEN NOBODY BELIEVED IN ME. NOW THAT PEOPLE DO BELIEVE AND SUPPORT MY MUSIC AND PRODUCTS THE BEST RESPONSE IS THANK YOU INSTEAD OF “I TOLD YOU SO!!!” IT’S COOL TO TALK SHIT WHEN YOU’RE RAPPING BUT NOT IN REAL LIFE. WHEN YOU MEET LITTLE WAYNE IN PERSON HE’S THE NICEST GUY FOR EXAMPLE. I JUST WANNA BE A DOPER PERSON WHICH STARTS WITH ME NOT ALWAYS TELLING PEOPLE HOW DOPE I THINK I AM.
I NEED TO JUST GET PAST MYSELF. DROP THE BRAVADO AND JUST MAKE DOPE PRODUCT. EVERYTHING IS NOT THAT SERIOUS. AS LONG AS PEOPLE THINK I ACT LIKE A B*TCH THIS TYPE OF SH*T WILL HAPPEN TO ME. I GOT A LONG ROAD AHEAD OF ME TO MAKE PEOPLE BELIEVE I’M NOT ACTUALLY A HUGE DOUCHE BUT I’M UP FOR THE CHALLENGE. I’M SURE THE WRITERS AT SOUTH PARK ARE REALLY NICE PEOPLE IN REAL LIFE. THANKS FOR TAKING THE TIME TO DRAW MY CREW. THAT WAS PRETTY FUNNY ALSO!! I’M SURE THERE’S GRAMMATICAL ERRORS IN THIS… THAT’S HOW YOU KNOW IT’S ME!”
