Rumor has it…well you can check on Vh1’s blog…That Tiffany a.k.a. New York will be back may 4th with her new reality show ‘New York Goes To Work”…How real is that??? Why is everyone getting loot from being fake on a reality show…Irony shells out a big pay out…Anyways, regardless of the controversy that follows the name…I will be tuning in, because I love to be entertained by this nonsense…Each week America will choose from a list of three possible job opportunities and vote via their mobile phones by texting which job they would like to see Tiffany try.Will she be a Cal Trans sewer worker, a mortuary beautician, or a fast food employee? It will be up to you. And don’t think it will be easy for Tiffany. She’ll be worked, in all aspects of the job! Why again is she doing this? For the money of course. If she can impress her new employers, she’ll receive a $5,000 bonus each week. But, if she quits, fails, or gets fired, she’ll get absolutely nothing.
Each episode will be available online at VH1.com the day after each on-air premiere. Additional exclusive video content will be available throughout the season on VH1.com and on VH1 Mobile. Someone help this bitch find a job or at least a role in another movie…
I’m not sure if I wrote about last Monday’s show, but as you know Unique is a pain in the ass and I think Danger rocks…so, oh well!!! This show was a little funny and the ending, like always is predictable!!! The show is about how much Ray J can trust the person that he is with…and like everyone else in the world, the only way you can find the truth out about anyone is to hook them up to a lie detector and ask a bunch of asinine questions…So you know there had to be a little twist…The girls came up with the questions..Dumb ass Unique of course had it out for Danger and was asking silly shit like…”Have you ever had thoughts of killing one of the girls in the house?” “Have you ever had a restraining order against you?” ” Have you ever physically hurt an ex boyfriend?” Those weren’t even the half of them…All of those questions which Danger answered truthfully where made to hurt her chances with Ray J…Unique is a sneaky little bitch…Well out of the Thunder Cat, Danger, Cocktail and Chardonnay…Chardonnay answered truthfully with 93% on the test which gave her the opportunity to go on a solo date with Ray J…I forgot the most important part of this test…The year of 09′ is all about rejuvenating careers and reputations…so why not find a perfect way to keep your name semi alive…Make an appearance on a reality show…That is what Brandy did playing the important role of the interviewer for the lie detector test, being that she is Ray J’s big sis…lmao…Yeah, I want advice from a killer and drunk driver…they know how to spot integrity and responsibility with the quickness…Anyways…So on this solo date, Ray J reveals to Chardonnay in a subtle way that he is his “Homie”…Poor girl tried to make positive of being put in the friend zone and said “Well you have to be friends first…” So he took her home…well to her second home the strip club…Get it girl!!!! You know what made me laugh the most??? The fact that when she was getting ready for her date, she said that she was going to get fly for Ray J and put on her best outfit…She showed up in some cheap Rainbow/Charlotte Russe number…LMAO…I think because it was so short and tight, she thought it was dope…ROFL…Ok, I’m back…So when it came down to it, Ray J made an early decision to do eliminations that night…It was just too much to bear to keep these girls in anticipation for one more night…Bye Chardonnay…She was cool though…She started off like every mislead chick on earth thinking that showing some ass will get you in the door quicker to finding true love…then you can show your soft, lovable non slutty side…Uh, uh…once you drop your towel, then ass to the floor to bounce in a bikini, spread eagle in a split…Only one thing comes to mind…and it will be like that until he gets that long (or in some cases short) awaited chance to smash…And trust me…It isn’t how well you can cook or clean…Sayonara Sucka!!!!!!!!
At least that’s what he says…She will do everything that Kan likes and apparently what she likes too…I’m not sure who this chick Dez is in these pictures…Some say it’s her sis, but I dunno…I’ll fuck my brother up if he straddled over me like that…Who The Fuck Is Amber Rose??? That the question everyone has, but I don’t care…she is dope! Lesbian or not, I love her style and her quiet confidence keeps her in the limelight…Well done Boo!!!
Fellas…and some ladies STOP DROOLING!!!
Sex-As- A Weapon is back with another blog for ya’ll today…My duties as a rookie is to follow the leader, and so I shall…What’s up with these Vh1 shows??? What’s up with these chicks on Ray J like he is Mike Jackson??? Today’s episode was…so so…The girls had to do something that reflected themselves and include Ray J…they all were whack from Unique’s whack ass trying to sing, to Fiesty’s work out session…And why the fuck is Unique always singing???? She can’t really and she always forgets what she wants to sing about…anyways…Blah Blah Blah…tits and ass…Blah blah blah….confessions of feeling…and now to the good part…Cashmere said in the beginning of the episode that she recognized Cocktail from “The Bad Girls Club” Stacks called to confirm……She was on there as a gold digger who was looking for a way out…I missed that one..anyway…Cashmere confides in Unique who is clearly trying to get all of these hoes out of the house…She brings it up at dinner, Cocktail denies at first and then says, it’s no one’s business…Well, are you trying to start a career? Gain popularity??? That’s a dumb question…They all are!!!! Later on Unique and Fiesty go on the one on one date with Ray…Unique tries to make Fiesty look like a party girl…Even though she is, she is lil cuter than that Blonde Thunder Cat known as Unique…Ok…now the end…Cashmere goes home due to her little mental break down…Ray is too much of a man for her and this house full of chicks is overwhelming…lmao…it’s a competition…You knew what you were getting into…Dumb bitches….We’ll see what happens next week…it looks like my girl Danger is gonna beat Unique’s ass…and I wish she would!!!!!!!!!
So I was in the Dollar Tree today and i saw the most hilarious and Ironic thing in the world…People Crackers…It is a dog treat shaped like police officers, mailmen, and other people…It is the perfect way to train your dog to attack and protect…Hey, doggies hate these people in uniform anyways…give them that extra push to do what’s right…and that is to chew, bite and tear apart your local employed man in uniform…GGGrrrrrrr…People are tasty!
I watched the first episode of Candy Girls on E last night…It was a little brief…I wish the episodes were at least and hour long like the VH1 bullshit they show…So welcome Brooke…A dark skinned pretty girl with a slightly feisty attitude. She is gorgeous…I think she is the most gorgeous on the show…Then there is Terricka…I’m sure that I have seen her in videos before…Her attitude sucks, and I’m not sure why…The head of this group… Founder of “Bella” and agency that places the finest ethnic women in music videos, commercials, parties…whatever is requested…Danielle is already being cussed out by Terricka in the first episode because she told her to not talk about her daughter so much…Terricka was offended, and I could see why…That’s her world, but you are on television…and if you care how you are portrayed as a mother, you shouldn’t be threatening other women…especially one who pays the bills….But that’s just me…On to Olivia…she is a mixed child of some musician…I forgot who, so… care??? I do not!!! Anyways, she is an aspiring actress and I guess she is using this video chick job to get her there…But by the looks of this episode, she is weak and a pushover…She is gorgeous and needs to be a little stronger…at least verbally…get a backbone boo…don’t let no bitch talk to you however they want…and then there is Blanca…This episode is quiet, but the previews for the next show display a wild side to her that would be very interesting to me…So let’s get away from the video girls and introduce the stylist…who I think is fly for a white guy…well girl…(If you don’t know where that phrase came from then you are sad ) Anyways, April is a dope ass stylist who just so happens to be the mother of Tyson’s son…who is so damn cute…with his little mohawk (The kid guys…the kid!) And everyone thought that Tyson was a little on the boys kiss boys side…Then there is another one…The assistant who will be introduced in the next episode…Danielle’s best friend and assistant…How does that work??? We’ll find out, best friends, money and power turns to bitches and money and problems…This show looks like it will be very interesting…If it turns out to be a display of high class hoes with attitudes…I will be pissed!!!! They don’t look like the typical “Video Hoe” they look like they got money…So girls if you are reading…Prove everyone wrong about the game…You all are cute!!!!
