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It was the year 1998 When I first saw 12 inches of DOOM!!!!!!!!!!

February 27, 2009

I remember when I was in high school, when a group of friends and I decided to go out to a club, which is strictly forbidden to minors…But they let us in anyways…SHAME ON YOU!!!

Norm had been flaunting her picture of the new new, in a g-string that she grew fond of, rather quickly…He was tall, a lil lanky and oddly appealing…I rather not say his stage name…even though “Bandit” is common amongst the strippers…lmao…did I really do that?…Seeing the excitement in Norm’s eyes made me really want to be apart of this new found club…So I asked the moms if I can go out with some friends for the evening, and I promised to behave. Of course she would let me go…I was a good girl, no drinkie, no smokie, no sexie…me no likie…well at that time that is…So we packed two cars and one truck was there…I don’t think there were any more cars than that, but any who…Me, Kori, Norma, La Shanda, Sinyoura, Kori’s Cousin…Can’t remember everyone right away…We get to the Irvington Terminal…I am soooo nervous…all of my friends look all grown up and feminine and my frumpy ass is still boyish, now that I think about it…Jeans and a shirt…Anyways…We approach the Royal Crystal…Let me repeat in a dramatic, almost theatrical effect…THE…ROYAL…CRYSTAL…( can you hear the echo? )We get into the entrance where a big girl is parked behind the glass, taking money, stamping hands and giving the eyes…But what awaits us behind door number two…The wooden barricade between US and full on puberty is beyond belief!!!!l_cabd5142602459f0d615638bbf19a2beMEN IN TIGHTS!!!! And I don’t mean Robin Hood…

m_d0024992dd19592c9e146be7b14f45f6This shit scared me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

There were bitches all over, mostly fat, some slutty, there were female strippers there, grown ass women with money, Old bitches, skinny bitches…AND THEN THERE WAS US…High School bitches…We found a table…I was in awe…The gang was in heaven as well…some already became regulars…There were lights and oil and back flips and guns pointed right at our heads…and of course they were made of meat…l_44c28c039be7a243d67e3eb2aa04e8d3That’s right…Male meat…

They played the finest House and Jersey Club music on those big ass speakers…The ones that were making my head POUND…. I hear a man on the mic shout….LADIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

“Eee-Yay…Eee-Yay”…and the ladies screamed back…”WHOOOOOO!!!!”

He goes on to tell us that a dick ain’t shit but some meat on a bone….And you know what??? Those women told us to suck it, or fuck it, or leave it alone….I was shocked…And amazed…after we spent our lunch money on some hard body, sweaty balled dancers…The show was coming to an end…Oh, but not before THE SLOW DANCE!!! You had to pay your favorite stripper for one of these…l_29400d9fbab2ec161072e8e0c8d0fed72

 

I could care less…I need to save my $ 5 to fill up my gas tank…yeah…That was before President Bush ambushed the United States…Anyways…I sat bored and lonely while my friends were dancing, smiling and soaking their pants with pubescent cum…lol…Until he came by…My first Male Stripper Obsession..and he was the Gayest of them all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I already had dreams of marriage after he walked up to get a tip, jiggled, collected the doe, then bounced…”Oh what a hustla…What a man!!!”

 

So the show was finally over, and now like everyone else, I didn’t want to leave…So we slowly exited the building to watch them get into their cars and drive our way…Until we heard gunshots!!!!!!!!! Peel out Bitches!!!!!!! Til next Thursday….

 

And that is my memory of 1998…

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The New York Post has the “BEST” cartoon section…Racist monkey photos of President Obama…

February 26, 2009

You all know that I am one sarcastic “SON OF A MUTHA”…So for those who don’t know what I am about…I do NOT believe the New York Post has the best anything…Well maybe the best chance at a lawsuit one day…Anyways…I thought it was 2009, but apparently we are back in the 40’s 50’s and 60’s….Shame on that asshole  Sean Delonas for drawing such a stupid cartoon…obama-cartoon  


And KUDOS to this brilliant cartoonist who is quick on his feet!!!funny

 

 

This artist isn’t the only one who took their own action against this ignorant display of racism… Singer John Legend wrote an open letter to the place that writes bullshit in black and white, then publishes and distributes to areas in the Tri State in hopes of pissing the world off…jl2_1A recently published cartoon by the New York Post – that many believed was linked to President Obama — has upset a lot of people. The Rev. Al Sharpton called it “troubling at best.” The New York Post did not apologize by any common meaning of the word in a subsequent editorial: it defended the cartoon and mocked all fair-minded Americans by “apologizing” if the cartoon that the Post claimed was innocuous “offended” anyone…So sad!!! Here’s his open letter to the Editor:


Dear Editor:

I’m trying to understand what possible motivation you may have had for publishing that vile cartoon depicting the shooting of the chimpanzee that went crazy. I guess you thought it would be funny to suggest that whomever was responsible for writing the Economic Recovery legislation must have the intelligence and judgment of a deranged, violent chimpanzee, and should be shot to protect the larger community. Really? Did it occur to you that this suggestion would imply a connection between President Barack Obama and the deranged chimpanzee? Did it occur to you that our President has been receiving death threats since early in his candidacy? Did it occur to you that blacks have historically been compared to various apes as a way of racist insult and mockery? Did you intend to invoke these painful themes when you printed the cartoon?

If that’s not what you intended, then it was stupid and willfully ignorant of you not to connect these easily connectable dots. If it is what you intended, then you obviously wanted to be grossly provocative, racist and offensive to the sensibilities of most reasonable Americans. Either way, you should not have printed this cartoon, and the fact that you did is truly reprehensible. I can’t imagine what possible justification you have for this. I’ve read your lame statement in response to the outrage you provoked. Shame on you for dodging the real issue and then using the letter as an opportunity to attack Rev. Sharpton. This is not about Rev. Sharpton. It’s about the cartoon being blatantly racist and offensive. I believe in freedom of speech, and you have every right to print what you want. But freedom of speech still comes with responsibilities and consequences. You are responsible for printing this cartoon, and I hope you experience some real consequences for it. I’m personally boycotting your paper and won’t do any interviews with any of your reporters, and I encourage all of my colleagues in the entertainment business to do so as well. I implore your advertisers to seriously reconsider their business relationships with you as well.

You should print an apology in your paper acknowledging that this cartoon was ignorant, offensive and racist and should not have been printed. I’m well aware of our country’s history of racism and violence, but I truly believe we are better than this filth. As we attempt to rise above our difficult past and look toward a better future, we don’t need the New York Post to resurrect the images of Jim Crow to deride the new administration and put black folks in our place. Please feel free to criticize and honestly evaluate our new President, but do so without the incendiary images and rhetoric.


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PT #1 Flavor of Love’s Myamee on Judge Karen! – Video

February 23, 2009

You have to keep your name in the limelight somehow…Right?

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Leilene from Flavor of Love, I Love Money and Charm School…Nude pic…She has great mothering skills!!!

February 23, 2009

So, that episode on Charm school…Leilene was going crazy about her mothering skills and how she does what she has to in order to support her kids…Well, I guess she is trying to save for their college tuition…Enjoy fellas!leilene_naked_001-1

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For the Love of Ray J… I guess Ray J doesn’t eat Caviar…

February 23, 2009

l_251b8b8565864bef8be46ee09a42656cWasn’t really feeling the beginning of this episode…Not enough focus on the interesting chicks…The girls had to split up in groups to perform a song for Ray j and his father Mr. Norwood…The groups of three sang horribly, but Ray J was more concerned with the fact that Unique forgot the words to a song…AGAIN… He goes on to say “My ex girl (Kim Kardashian) did better on Dancing With The Stars”…Okay Ray J…we know you dated Kim…we know that you made a sex tape that you leaked…I mean, that someone found and leaked…we know that you wanted to eat Kim’s p@*Y because “It Tastes Sooo Good”…alright dude…we get it! All of the bitches you smashed with that “humungous” penis that every girl in the world is talking about…we know you did it to get your name back out there…because if you had one wish…No one would’ve forgotten you, and people would stop referring to you as “Brandy’s Brother”…Anyways…he takes Lil Hood and Stacks on a date…I HATE Lil Hood!!!!!! I hate her for the fact that she prides herself on being ghetto…knowing that she is from the burbs….People…what do I constantly tell you about being proud of that shit…people in the hood don’t want to be there so stop glorifying it!!!! Anyways…I hate her and it looks like Ray j does too…She is fake as shit, her rhymes are whack as shit and that’s that…She’s dramatic and looks like trash!!! But to the real deal..Caviar has been chatting on the phone with her “Photographer Friend” Larry all the time, at night…like 2 a.m. and the other girls were wondering if she had a man! She slipped up and said “Boyfriend…I mean Ex” before…and now Ray j is looking at his phone bill…Of course not before Caviar comes to his room to perform a “sexy Dance ” for him…that phrase sounds straight outta BORAT…lmcao…anyways…he finds out that she has been talking to “Chicago Larry”…a well known photographer that also manages 395 models across the world…and guess what…Ray J knows him too!!! He has provided some video chicks for some of his projects…Well how about that??? So at elimination, Ray J speaks in his soft phone sex operator voice, letting all of the girls know that they are safe except for one…Caviar…or Fish eggs as he called her…he broke down that 411 for her and told her to get her shit and get the fuck out!!!! How real is that??? Because he is doing this show for some real shit…Ok…real rejuvenation of his career…It’s not like he is Flavor Flav…he is a handsome young dude, with a lil pocket change and a voice…Bitches throw P@*y at him daily…all he needs to do is calm his ass down and he can find that true love…But I’m not complaining…If it wasn’t for this show…I wouldn’t have any hoes to crack jokes on…so…Stay tuned every Monday for…For the Love of Ray J on VH1…

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I Love Money 2…Time 2 kiss Sum serious ASS!!!!

February 23, 2009

04So, I wasn’t really into this show at first, but the more and more reality shows that appear on VH1, the more bitchassness I witness from former “I Love, We Love…etc” contestants. Hands down, Buddah is the most feared person on reality television to date…He is a green team member, along with Buckwild ( who is in alliance with the gold team, as well as MILF ), Myamee…your favorite half naked Nubian, T-Weed, Bones and Ice…Left and right…people have been trying to get Buddah off of the show…Frank aka The Entertainer, from day one has been trying to get him off…He is strong, physically and obviously mentally because he has everyone shook!!!! My favorite characters are Saaphyri, Buckwild and Entertainer…Now to the show…this episode is dedicated to throwing challenges…The first challenge that I showed interest in was this “Ass Kissing” challenge…contestants had to pick a colored coin out of a bag and if it matches another person…That’s their partner…Milf had to put her slutty lips on Buddah’s ass and of course, she threw the challenge and pushed him off…Then Buckwild backed off of Ice which left T-Weed and Myamme to stand as the last representatives for the green team…The gold team was fucking up…and finally the last 2 teams stood tall…Prancer and Frenchie (Angelique) and T-Weed and Myamee…But T-Weed was weak in the knees…literally for kissing her ass!!!! Buddah was mad as hell as usual…saying that men would pay to kiss Myamee’s ass and T-Weed screwed that up!!!! Fast forward…because talking about this show still frustrates me…Buckwild, Milf and T-Weed’s check go into the box…The Entertainer told T-Weed in the beginning of the show to vote Buddah off…Don’t Pick Him…But he did…and now they can’t get rid of him…so…with that being said…T-Weed’s check is Voided…Which is good for me because seeing his black ass face made me nauseous…I love chocolate men, but damn!!!! His lips always built up a creamy white film every time he started to yell, and you know you are black ass hell when all you can see on a face is those PINK ASS FUCKING LIPS!!!!!!!!!! So Milf is safe, Buckwild is safe..But there is a twist…Girls on one side…Boys on one side…everyone take a coin and a sharpee…and pick the person of the same sex that you think is the most loyal….They will be team captain…Of course, my girl Saaphyri and 20 Pack…everyone is picked…and guess who goes home….BUDDAH!!!! Damn, son…they got you where the wanted you…off of the show…So stay tuned..this show took an interesting twist, and it caught my attention…Now time to watch “For the Love of Ray J”….

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