Last year was nice…This year will be even nicer…But the economy is so bad and you are wondering, how can you get some ass with no cash???!!! (We are not talking about prostitution in any form… legalized or risky) Well fellas…There are a lot of cool things to get for your sweetie this year that will make her laugh, cry and kiss you all in the same breath! No it’s not a huge VVS2 diamond ring! No…it’s not a fur coat…Won’t PETA activists come through and splash that shit with some red paint, or flour like that girl did Lindsay in Paris???? Get her the “Super Twins”. Don’t worry…They are definitely not two black strippers from New York with twelve inches of “meaty pleasure”…It’s a toy that she can use if you can’t give her that “meaty pleasure” because you are too tired from work, or you had a bad day at the office and you can’t get the recap out of your mind, so “He” won’t work…Anyways, you stick this bad boy in multiple spots for the climax of your life…well the second best…Right fellas???
Now this little bullet retails for a whopping $11.99 at www.edenfantasys.com…That won’t break your pocket at all… You spend more money on gas nowadays!!!! Throw in a dozen roses, some chocolates and one of those musical cards, and you are set for the night of your life! You can help her use it and make it a fun night as well…See how I help you all out???
Some can get away with this look and some can’t….I love the 80’s just like the next one, but the 80’s isn’t loving on some of you posers!!!! From Kanye West to Mr. Shawn Corey Carter, many have tried this phenom, but only few have tackled the incredibly complicated “Nerd Look“…Those two… I might add… pull it off well…I think they look cute…Kanye West is so retro and Jay is so smooth…They can slip into a pair of speedos and make it dope…But there are a few people that I see walking around with the cheapest pair of frames on this fashionably diverse earth!!!
So what do you do. You love this person, but you love you, just a little bit more…Do you go flirt with that one hot person that has been on you since the day that you saw them? Do you cheat for revenge? Do you make some new friends of your own to fill the void left by your lying mate? Do you work it out…try to talk about the things you find out? Or do you just finally give up and walk away after all the time, money and love invested in this relationship?
In response to Lil Kim ranting and raving about exposing Ms. Voletta Wallace, the mother of Notorious B.I.G., the woman has requested a meeting with Lil Kim. Ms. Wallace told sources “The reason why I made this film was as an artist, as a poet, as a rapper, as a singer you all knew him,” she said. “But you never knew my son, you never knew T’yanna or C.J.’s father, so I wanted you all to see that man.” ”I felt bad for Kim,” Voletta Wallace said. ”Bad because Christopher did not treat her well. Christopher didn’t love her the way she deserved to be loved. I honestly felt Christopher cheated on her, Christopher lied to her.” Now, after seeing Notorious”, Biggie’s mom realized Biggie didn’t treat Kim like she originally thought.
Sources say Nas and Kelis are expecting their first child and both are very excited. A source close to the couple told US Weekly that Kelis is carrying royalty, and though she is only in her first trimester, she already has a baby bump. I am happy that the wonder duo will reproduce! You know what is so weird??? I was listening to the radio this morning, and when someone mention Nas and Kelis (in other related news) they said they should live on mars…I like that they aren’t typical…Anyways… The couple were in talks to have their own reality show once upon a time, but turned it down after a few filming sessions, saying their lives were too boring. YEAH RIGHT!!!! They are dope…
You Tube has millions of videos….different stuff…different people…different celebs, and almost famous people too…The internet loves Angel Lola Luv. She is infamous for the ass that she has on her, and ever since the videos have been popping up about her fake booty, she has been wearing more clothing in videos. Don’t get me wrong this girl is drop dead gorgeous, BUT SHE FUCKED HERSELF UP!!!! She didn’t need to do that to enhance her beauty…her butt was already big from what I saw…she had a little dental work done and some breast work as well….Hmmm…is it neccessary to go through all of that to achieve beauty? I got these bags removed from my eyes, so I’m not against upgrading your features…BUT DAMN…just don’t O.D…!!! When you die, they might have an issue about that you know. They already don’t agree with plastic in the landfills because it can’t be recycled, so how do you think they would feel about some plastic titties and ass in the dirt????
