For years, I have had a thing for weird fashion and some commmercial mixed together… I love to stand out and I don’t love to be typical. If I have a pair of cute shades on, I’ll let you know what they are if you ask…maybe in some of these pics, I’ll blurt out Bulgari or Gucci here and there…But it is not a repeated thing. It gets quite annoying to go out somewhere and see someone with every name branded item of clothing on their body…Then they talk about it like someone asked them…I despise a lot of the urban brands because they went from urban to ghetto…Baby Phat ( Barf), Ecko (Ralph!!!) Apple Bottoms (Need no sickening affects…I would just drop dead)…those are some, to name a few that I absolutely hate!!!! What I hate the most is that chick or dude that saved for about a year and a half to finally shop at the True Religion store or Burberry…some place high end, then they walk around with the tags dangling from their backside…showing their new found fashion sense!!! Puleeaaasssseee!!!!
Typical Day as of Two Days Ago:
Location: Virginia Beach
Participants: Mr. and Mrs.Boyd, Nosey Ass Cheryl from upstairs and Steve, The kids upstairs that we don’t know and their wives and the neighbor across the hall
Scenario: Apartment across the hall is left unattended as a smoke filled room becomes a smoke filled house. Neighbor across the hall is not at home and the windows are left open in the entire house(???) All neighbors congregate outside to discuss what actions should be taken to combat this situation. Nosey Ass Cheryl decided to call 911 and inform them that there is a fire. Mr. Boyd climbs through neighbors window in attempt to turn off the stove with smoke coming out of it. Neighbor’s best friend pulls up. Mr. Boyd plays super save a hoe and runs to let friend know to contact neighbor. Finally…Neighbor comes home. fire trucks, police…neighbors…need I say more.( Thanks to Nosey Ass Cheryl) Neighbor speaks…
Female Neighbor: “Damn girl!!!! All I could think about was my Seven Jeans and Chanel 5 Perfume!!!!…Thank You! You guys can talk about me later, but thank you…Wilson is gonna kill me…”
So I ask myself…where does that come into play???? Who asked about your new jeans sweetie, and why aren’t you thinking about your credit cards, social security cards, keepsakes??? NEW MONEY!!!
Get like me baby girl…I’m glad that you finally got a pair of jeans besides Dereon…You don’t need to brodcast your possessions…unless you are new money!!!
So, I guess it is about time that Real finally saw Milf for what she is…Well atleast that’s according to the girls of the house. The second to last episode is probably the most difficult for the cast to see and a breath of fresh air for Bay Bay Bay. From day one she has shown her hate and dsigust for Milf and she is finally out of the competition. I guess Milf was feeling some type of way about the dinner with Real’s parents and decided to mess everyone’s evening up…I’m still not sure why she didn’t just start an argument with Bay Bay Bay…She instead turns to Risky and says…”I know that you sucked Chance’s dick” WOW!!! How stupid is she??? Once again she said something that came out of Real’s mouth or made it up…either way, you don’t sell out a man that you are trying to win! Then she goes on to cry about the girls calling her a porn star and this and that…If you don’t want people to throw stones at you for your past, then maybe you should take your actions into consideration before playing them out. Anyways…I’m getting a little bored of the show so I’m just speaking out of my ass right now…Forgive me!!! BItches are getting tattoos of Chance’s group and the “K” in his name…
Chance’s parents get a chance to see what his girls are about, and one by one they talk to the girls…Risky is talking about how she and Chance are the same…CRAZY!!! (Yeah, that’s a great combo), Cali is talking about their connection, blah, blah, blah…and Here comes Rabbit. She has to be the prettiest female in the house, but I think she is a flower child. She is always talking about how classy she is over the other girls…But last I recall…You were in The “Pop Champagne” Video…along with all of the other video hoes!!??? And you sleep in a T-shirt and head scarf…Seems like the only thing that separates you from the rest is the “Black Valley” accent and the pretty face…That’s it!
Of course Chance let’s Rabbit go from an issue that stemmed from a previous episode where Rabbit goes on a date with his brother and tongues him down. Oh, and she’s a snitch…Did you see how she ran off at the mouth when the cops came??? Then she started talking about Risky’s brother being in jail….Okay, I’m done with this crap. I liked her the best out of all of the girls because she was cute, Risky was ghetto, Bay Bay Bay was annoying as hell, always talking about people, trying to get in other’s business and then trying to be sexy…she is skinny as shit…I’m not even sure who the other chicks are, but they all were screwed up, except for Corn-Fed…the only one with true class! How bout that????
I’m always into other people’s opinions…Not because I don’t have a mind of my own, but it is interesting to hear what people have to say about everything…Life, War, Food..and my Favo FASHION…Can’t say that I stumbled upon( because I know one of them)…but I came into the know about an up and coming…if not already there, NEW…Streetwear line for the chicas called…CONCRETE ROSE…The Misfit, as she calls herself Iesha Crabbe, along with her homegirls, The Bubble Gum Thug…(How cute is that?) and Lil Ms. F U have collabed to create a funky, fun and free line for your everyday weirdo chick…I’ve checked a few myspace profiles and found some cute shirts and outfits from the fashion show that debuted in November. I can tell that they may have quite a following like the others that are out right now…like my Hellz bellz, M.O.B , Obey, Okley by M.I.A…etc…you get the picture!!! So creep through my myspace page or find them yourselves, but in the meantime, and in between time…check the fashion show out…And visit their blog site Pink Krush Tv…I have a link over there to the right so don’t ask!!!
The year is 1989…The product…Cross Colours…The attitude…Dope…The Look…FRESH!!!!!!!!! Back then if you didn’t have a pair of those vibrant colored, denim pants…Then you weren’t the business!!!!!! I’m blessed to have an understanding mother, whom around that time wanted, her children to be…what she called “Hip” and “In The Know”….( Yeah…she used those terms with pride)…What I want to know is…Who did they have beef with? Their motto “Accept No Imitations” Had me thinking, because I wasn’t too sure there were any other big names putting clothes out there exactly like them…unless they were beefing with Karl Kani?????? Yeah, Karl Kani goes hard!!!!
Women complain about how perverted and horny men are…So why are we the ones always at that novelty shop…purchasing things like this???? Dickalicious is an arousal cream for your dick sucking pleasures!!!! Like…who wants a skin flavored penis when they can taste strawberry dick and balls????? Uummm…Penis!!!! Yummy to my tummy…LMAO…
Here we go again with the VH1 specials…I watched I love Money…well a few interesting episodes towards the end…Well that was before I changed the channel…
But you Die Hard Myamee, Milf, Cali and Prancer and even Ice fans will be happy to know that your reality tv vixens will be back on the screen to fulfill your VH1 fantasies!!!!!
DAMNNNN!!!!!! MMmmmm!!!!!!!! UUHHHHHH!!!!!!! There, I said it for you horny men ( and women) who use words in the search engines like” Milf Porn” “Ahmo Hight Porn Pics” ”Myamee’s ass” ”Naked FOL chicks” “Naked Pics of Myamee”…Yeah I see them…so be on the look out…in Jan…say around the 26th…say around…9PM….usual time…and fellas…get that hand wax ready for this pic…Its ya girl Myamee celebrating her 24th Birthday @ BAJAS…looking rather cute despite the obvious deodorant stains…I’m sure some of you would lick it into space…
By no means am I writing this to offend anyone with that word…RAPE…Some people use it in many ways, and today I am using it for one….All of the meanings are negative, so you know how that goes. It’s close to the holidays, we got jacked for our gifts…No prob…hopefully insurance will handle that check, so no sweat off my back or the hubby’s…But for a few years now, I’ve had the craziest dream of becoming an author…And…I AM ONE!!!!!! But I don’t feel like one anymore…I GOT RAPED!!!!! True story…
So there I am on world famous MYSPACE…and I come across a page of another “Author”, doing her signing in my area…As I scroll through the profile, I notice that she is a “Publisher” as well….Hmm….Anyways…Me being the hungry, impatient Sagittarius that I am…I went to the book signing with aspirations of being published under her “Company”….(You notice how I use many quotations???)….So, I sign a contract…like others have with her…No advance…no problem…I know that I have a great book, so that won’t be missed…I wait patiently after signing the contract in mid 2007 for my book to come out April 2008…I’m excited, she’s excited…I wonder why…Maybe because she is going to give it to me hard…with no vaseline!!!!1
After the second month was over, she tells me that personally…by hand…she sold 1100 of my books..Not including what was sold online and in stores…Me and my support system (Husband) sell some too…So around the time for the big pay up…she tells me after months of my book being out, after signings and spending my own money to travel and promote…only 800 books were sold…So i run to the mirror…I check for some signs of fatigue or an actual sign on my forehead that says “IDIOT”…Come on dude…You look like shit every time I see you…your ”Street Team” ( brothers) “Hype Men (brothers) look like they just put that pipe on hiatus last week…and you have just about your whole family in your household…Your phone is disconnected ever so conveniently more than a few times out of the year, Yet you brag about being a CEO and making over $75,000 on myspace…You hype yourself up and others about being “So Real”…when in all actuality…You are a thief and a bum!!!!!!!!!! LET”S GET RAPED
So here I am minding my own B.I…when I stroll through the mall…I stop in Forever 21…May be a mistake, may not be…But yes…I was in there…I notice a pair of tights that look just like a pair I wanted to get from Hellz Bellz…There was a circle of female gang members…or at least I was under that assumption because they all had on atrocious red t-shirts and matching sneakers…It had to be a gang and not a fashion statement…But anyway…two of them picked a pair up…held it in the air…and one chick declared that this “Was fly as hell!!!!” and had to be purchased…
Hellz Bellz got raped, and so did I because I now can not own a pair of those tights….
LET”S GET RAPED
So, I’m watching television with my husband…and a PLIES video comes on…”Who’s Hotter Than Me?”…I’m laughing…my stomach is hurting…tears run down my face from amusement…i happen to look at my husband who is unusually quiet…he is actually listening to this shit…we usually laugh together….Is my husband transforming into a regular dude? Did he conform to the typical, Young, Black Society????? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I must help him see the light before it’s too late…thank goodness I see Kanye West on t he screen…But did I just get raped?????
I’m always into other people’s opinions…Not because I don’t have a mind of my own, but it is interesting to hear what people have to say about everything…Life, War, Food..and my Favo FASHION…Can’t say that I stumbled upon( because I know one of them)…but I came into the know about an up and coming…if not already there, NEW…Streetwear line for the chicas called…CONCRETE ROSE…The Misfit, as she calls herself Iesha Crabbe, along with her homegirls, The Bubble Gum Thug…(How cute is that?) and Lil Ms. F U have collabed to create a funky, fun and free line for your everyday weirdo chick…I’ve checked a few myspace profiles and found some cute shirts and outfits from the fashion show that debuted in November. I can tell that they may have quite a following like the others that are out right now…like my Hellz bellz, M.O.B , Obey, Okley by M.I.A…etc…you get the picture!!! So creep through my myspace page or find them yourselves, but in the meantime, and in between time…check the fashion show out…And visit their blog site Pink Krush Tv…I have a link over there to the right so don’t ask!!!
Here we go again with the VH1 specials…I watched I love Money…well a few interesting episodes towards the end…Well that was before I changed the channel…
