Archive for September, 2008

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A Man With A Brain…Poetry that’ll make you laugh, then think…

September 13, 2008

There are so many beautiful women in this world, I’m not sure whom to pick…

So I pick with the brain and the head called my dick,

Leaving one woman in tears, and another in ecstacy…

With a wife sitting at home cooking and cleaning for me.

Paying all of the bills, while I sit home playing sick…

planning the next pick of the litter with the brain and head called my dick.

Now that someone in my past came back looking so good…

Tell my wife I’ll be back, bout to see the boys round the hood.

Take that drive to Trina’s house, in my wife’s Mercedes Benz…

to carry that sweet body, along with some friends…

My homeboys are excited and my man downstairs too,

to get into some new pussy, and do what it do.

Now showered and fresh, my wife wouldn’t know a thing…

bout that girl from my past and our two hour fling.

So I hop back in the Mercedes with my boys all in tow…

and take them back to the crib, and to home I will go.

She was sleeping so peaceful, no more tricks up my sleeve…

so I climb into bed, and I hear her whisper “Steve”…

At an instant I grew angry from her mischievous ways,

I said “Woman would you repeat that…that name that you say..”

She said, “I’m sorry honey to alarm you, didn’t think you’d come home…

Thought you were having fun with that b@#*h that you boned…

So I took it upon myself to go out and play.

Over there are my bags packed, and with Steve…I am leaving today”

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Chris Brown and T.I…near fight during V.M.A rehearsal!!!

September 12, 2008

September 07, 2008.  A show insider claims that rapper T.I. nearly came to blows with R&B superstar Chris Brown.

 The insider explained, “There was almost a fight at the [VMA] rehearsals. T.I. and Rihanna are doing a duet and when they were trying to practice, but Chris Brown was there messing things up.” 

T.I. and Rihanna weren’t able to properly rehearse because Chris Brown was distracting everyone by clowning around on stage. The insider said, “At first it was funny. But after a while it was disruptive.”

But the Atlanta rapper wasn’t about to have his set disrupted for long. The insider told, “T.I. was like – can someone get this little [*#$@] out of here. And Chris Brown said something smart under his breath – I couldn’t hear it.”

That’s when, according to the witness, things went left. The insider tells, “TI was like, ‘I’m not playing with that boy, I’ll hurt him.’ And security quickly got Chris out of there. T.I. was definitely NOT joking.”

Tonight T.I. and Rihanna are going to be performing a duet. It will be interesting to see Chris’ face while his girl sings with the dude who almost hurt him in front of dozens of MTV staffers.

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Fashion Do’s and Don’t #5…Dirty Clothes…

September 6, 2008

What drives one to wear something that they’ve put on the day before? Some people think it is alright to wear a pair of jeans and throw it back into the drawer or their closet when they are in for the rest of the day…That’s a lil’ touchy, because I have worn a pair of jeans before that I threw on the floor and picked up the next morning to run to the store…But there are certain articles of clothing that should be considered “Dirty Clothes”…There is a bin (or should be) one in your house some where for clothing such as underwear, socks, t-shirts or any other shirt that you’ve had on for the day. I think any material that is not durable in strength like jeans have a harder time to keep clean. Shirts…you wear deodorant, and sometimes your deodorant isn’t strong enough, which in turn, leaves your body to perspire…right? Well take that shirt off and throw it in the bin…tomorrow you might possibly have a yellowish or pasty white stain from sweating in that area of the shirt…socks….Come on…why would you want a round two of what you have been walking in all day long? Take them off and dump them as well! Now you would think this article of clothing, everyone has the same view…but clearly they don’t…Underwear, panties, whatever…if you don’t take them off and put them in the hamper, you are trifling. Then you would have the nerve to try and jump into bed with someone…That’s assault! Should they call the police for a crime as such? So that’s the fashion do’s and don’t for today…Your clothing will look good again…in the future…as in next week…preferably after they have been washed. Eeww Peep the dirty underwear…

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A Sticky Situtaion by Ki Ki Swinson 2008

September 1, 2008

Ki Ki Swinson is an author from Virginia. She first established her pen game in 2000 with her debut novel, Mad Shambles. I’m not sure if it made many sales, but she did redeem herself with a loosely based fiction novel called “Wifey”. With that one novel, she ended up creating a “Wifey” series which in turn gained her popularity among Urban Novel readers. She went on to do “The Candy Shop” and “Sleeping With The Enemy” with author of “Every Thug Needs a Lady” and “Payback With Ya Life” Wahida Clark. ( I’m name dropping like a mug, huh?) Anyways, I had the opportunity to read her newest release titled ” A Sticky Situation”. It took me a few days, not because I wasn’t interested, but because I was a little tied up in another book as well. The story was well written, very few errors, if any and creative. Maxine Shaw is a correction officer in the state of Virginia. She is secretly enamored with Seth Richardson, a parolee from her caseload. They are in a sexual relationship, he is living under her roof, but is keeping a secret from Maxine which turns the table on him. Because of his previous drug charges, Maxine was reluctant to allow Seth to get back on the streets to make money for a business that they both planned to pursue. In the midst of re-living his street life, Seth falls into a lot of situations causing, infidelity and mayhem.

In his past he left behind, Samantha. She was his girl and ended up behind bars, taking the fall for him. His promise to her when she returned home was to change her life…maybe even her location, and it would be just the two. Now, Seth has a lot on his plate, and he needs to make a decision on who he would be with. The story is crazy, I liked it. Some agree, and some think that Ki Ki’s work is garbage. I read a lot of reviews on Amazon.com and hers of course was one. While reading these reviews, I sense a lot of Jealousy towards this author because, I really liked this book. It kept my attention, the characters were everyday idiots to me. Some people said that they didn’t enjoy the book because Maxine was “Crazy” and “Stupid”. Let me say that this is a fiction novel…and two…there are a lot of crazy and stupid people who roam this earth, so any negative attention this book gets is pure hate. I enjoyed it and I recommend this book to anyone who is interested. Get your copy of “A Sticky Situation” on Amazon.com and participating book stores…along with a copy of my book “Once Upon A Time in The Bricks.

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