ThE “bLaCk PuNkY bReWstEr”

Well, it seems that once again, some old couple from the south won…yet another lottery.  Robert and Tanya Harris of Georgia ( somewhere close to Savannah) picked all five numbers plus the Mega Ball number in Friday night’s drawing…Damn!!! Do you know how long I’ve been waiting to win that???? It’s a real bummer that young people never seem to win this game. Don’t you think WE would be able to enjoy it longer? I know you guys saw the THS special about the “Lottery Curse” where former crackheads, grandmothers, felons and such just so happen to “GET LUCKY” and win hundreds of millions of dollars. They spend, spend, spend, buy lavish items they never knew existed or how to pronounce… “Can I get two of those Ver- Say- Se (Versace) dress please? ” And then their homes are taken by the state as a foreclosure, cars repossessed, spouses divorce them, some overdose, get robbed and so on and so on, leading to a sudden death. Well give me a chance dammit!!! I will help some homeless people and single mothers turn their lives around, and get my publishing company started…I already wear Bulgari and Versace, so I won’t over indulge in the goodies….